2008-09-29
2008-09-28
Health and Diet FAQ
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Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my !! Alcohol software is not allowed !! intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my !! Alcohol software is not allowed !! intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"
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2008-09-27
2008-09-26
2008-09-25
Bottom Up Approach
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Programmer to Team Leader:
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'We CAN NOT do this proposed project. It will involve a major design
change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. Also
nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has
been written. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never
take this type of project.'
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Team Leader to Project Manager:
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'This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any
staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is
unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take
this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a
project of this nature.'
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Project Manager to 1st Level Manager:
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'This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have
much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are
appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we would need more
time than usual to complete it.'
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1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager:
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'This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who
have worked in this area and others who know the implementation
language, so they can train other people. In my personal opinion we
should take this project, but with caution.'
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Senior Level Manager to CEO:
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'This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in
remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the
necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some
people have already given in house training in this area to other staff
members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us
under any circumstances.'
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CEO to Client:
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'This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have
executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust
me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for
doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this
project successfully and well within the given time frame.'
Programmer to Team Leader:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
'We CAN NOT do this proposed project. It will involve a major design
change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. Also
nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has
been written. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never
take this type of project.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Team Leader to Project Manager:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
'This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any
staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is
unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take
this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a
project of this nature.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Project Manager to 1st Level Manager:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
'This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have
much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are
appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we would need more
time than usual to complete it.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
'This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who
have worked in this area and others who know the implementation
language, so they can train other people. In my personal opinion we
should take this project, but with caution.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Senior Level Manager to CEO:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
'This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in
remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the
necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some
people have already given in house training in this area to other staff
members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us
under any circumstances.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
CEO to Client:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
'This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have
executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust
me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for
doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this
project successfully and well within the given time frame.'
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2008-09-24
2008-09-23
Various Types of Women
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HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly
use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
&
VIRUS Woman: Also known as
"WIFE";
when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself
and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her, you will loose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
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She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly
use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
&
VIRUS Woman: Also known as
"WIFE";
when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself
and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her, you will loose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
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2008-09-22
2008-09-21
2008-09-20
2008-09-19
Pakistan vs India
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At the station, the three Pakistani's each buy a ticket and watch as the
three Indians buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you
going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Pakistani. "Watch and
learn," answers one of the Indians. They all board the train. The
Pakistani's take their respective seats but all three Indians cram into a
toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed,
the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door
and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm
emerges with a ticket inhand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The
Pakistanis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game,
they decide to copy the Indians on the return trip and save some money
(being clever with money, and all that).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Indians don't buy a ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Pakistani. "Watch and learn," answers an Indian.
When they board the train the three Pakistanis cram into a toilet and soon
after the three Indians cram into another nearby.
The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Indians leaves the toilet
and walks over to the toilet where the Pakistanis are hiding. He knocks on
the door and says, "Ticket please."
three Indians buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you
going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Pakistani. "Watch and
learn," answers one of the Indians. They all board the train. The
Pakistani's take their respective seats but all three Indians cram into a
toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed,
the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door
and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm
emerges with a ticket inhand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The
Pakistanis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game,
they decide to copy the Indians on the return trip and save some money
(being clever with money, and all that).
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Indians don't buy a ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Pakistani. "Watch and learn," answers an Indian.
When they board the train the three Pakistanis cram into a toilet and soon
after the three Indians cram into another nearby.
The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Indians leaves the toilet
and walks over to the toilet where the Pakistanis are hiding. He knocks on
the door and says, "Ticket please."
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2008-09-18
2008-09-17
2008-09-16
Rules of the Air
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This appeared in the June issue of Australian Aviation
Magazine...
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If
you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless
you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get
bigger again.
3. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous.
4. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you’re on
fire.
5. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to
keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch
the pilot start sweating.
6. A ‘good’ landing is one from which you can walk away. A
‘great’ landing is one after which they can use the plane
again.
7. You know you’ve landed with the wheels up if it takes full
power to taxi to the ramp.
8. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps
talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite
direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains
have been known to hide out in clouds.
9. Always try to keep the number of landings you make
equal to the number of take offs you’ve made.
10. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum
going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going
zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
11. It’s always a good idea to keep the pointy end going
forward as much as possible.
12. Helicopters can’t fly; they’re just so ugly the earth
repels them.
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Magazine...
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If
you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless
you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get
bigger again.
3. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous.
4. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you’re on
fire.
5. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to
keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch
the pilot start sweating.
6. A ‘good’ landing is one from which you can walk away. A
‘great’ landing is one after which they can use the plane
again.
7. You know you’ve landed with the wheels up if it takes full
power to taxi to the ramp.
8. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps
talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite
direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains
have been known to hide out in clouds.
9. Always try to keep the number of landings you make
equal to the number of take offs you’ve made.
10. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum
going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going
zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
11. It’s always a good idea to keep the pointy end going
forward as much as possible.
12. Helicopters can’t fly; they’re just so ugly the earth
repels them.
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2008-09-15
2008-09-14
2008-09-13
What women want in a man
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What women want in a man, Original List (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates the finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 32)
1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 42)
1. Not too ugly - bald head okay
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm talking
5. Doesn't re-tell same jokes too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10.Remembers when...
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 72)
1. Breathing--
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates the finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 32)
1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 42)
1. Not too ugly - bald head okay
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm talking
5. Doesn't re-tell same jokes too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10.Remembers when...
What women want in a man, Revised list (age 72)
1. Breathing--
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2008-09-12
2008-09-11
2008-09-10
The Prefect Man
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The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power
To show his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry
Or hurt you in any way.
Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"
"Cause the perfect man is gay!"
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power
To show his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry
Or hurt you in any way.
Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"
"Cause the perfect man is gay!"
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2008-09-09
2008-09-08
2008-09-07
Dating ------------- Married
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Farting is never an issue -------------------- You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
He takes you out to have a good time ------------------------- He brings home a 6 pack and says, “What are you going to drink?”
He holds your hand in public ---------------------------- He flicks your ear in public.
A Single bed for 2 isn’t THAT bad ------------------------ A King size bed feels like an Army cot.
You are turned on at the sight of him naked ------------------------- You think to yourself…. “Was he ALWAYS this hairy????”
You enjoyed foreplay ------------------------- You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???”
He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason ---------------------- He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
You picture the two of you together, growing old ---------------------------------- You wonder who will die first.
Just looking at him makes you feel all “mushy” ------------------------- When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
He knows what the “hamper” is ------------------------ The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
He understands if you “aren’t in the mood” ---------------------------------------- He says, “It’s your job.”
He understands that you have “male” friends ----------------------------- He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
He likes to “discuss” things ----------------------- He develops a “blank” stare.
He calls you by name --------------------------- He calls you “Hey” and refers to you when speaking to others as “She.”
He takes you out to have a good time ------------------------- He brings home a 6 pack and says, “What are you going to drink?”
He holds your hand in public ---------------------------- He flicks your ear in public.
A Single bed for 2 isn’t THAT bad ------------------------ A King size bed feels like an Army cot.
You are turned on at the sight of him naked ------------------------- You think to yourself…. “Was he ALWAYS this hairy????”
You enjoyed foreplay ------------------------- You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???”
He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason ---------------------- He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
You picture the two of you together, growing old ---------------------------------- You wonder who will die first.
Just looking at him makes you feel all “mushy” ------------------------- When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
He knows what the “hamper” is ------------------------ The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
He understands if you “aren’t in the mood” ---------------------------------------- He says, “It’s your job.”
He understands that you have “male” friends ----------------------------- He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
He likes to “discuss” things ----------------------- He develops a “blank” stare.
He calls you by name --------------------------- He calls you “Hey” and refers to you when speaking to others as “She.”
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2008-09-06
2008-09-05
2008-09-04
Dumb President
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One day George Bush was sitting in his oval buisness when his secretary came in.
The secretary informed Bush that ” 3 brazilian soldiers has been killed in an ambush”
Upon hearing this news Bush’s face began to sadden and began to sob and then a burst into tears.
The secretary asked why he was crying.
Bush replied ” Damn Bill that is awful news, but please tell me something”
“What is it sir?”
“How many zeros are there in one Brazillion??”
The secretary informed Bush that ” 3 brazilian soldiers has been killed in an ambush”
Upon hearing this news Bush’s face began to sadden and began to sob and then a burst into tears.
The secretary asked why he was crying.
Bush replied ” Damn Bill that is awful news, but please tell me something”
“What is it sir?”
“How many zeros are there in one Brazillion??”
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2008-09-03
2008-09-02
2008-09-01
Kids
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One day in a 1st grade Classroom which consisted of three little boys. One was English, One was chinese and the other was a Fob. At the end of the end of the day the teacher appoints all three kids with a homework task. The homework was:
” Put these three words into a sentence… ‘Green’ , ‘Pink’ and ‘Yellow’ “
The next day the teacher asks all three little boys for their answers. The English boy was first who said:
” The Grass is green, The sun is yellow and my dad’s shirt is pink”
The chinese boy said:
” My pencil is green, my shirt is yellow and my mum’s handbag is pink”
the teacher said ” Well Done ” Now it was the The Little Fob Boy’s turn, and he answered…
[ Note: please read aloud but not in your head =D ]
” Yesterday at home my phone went ‘green green’ and i ‘pinked’ it and said ‘Yellow’!!! “
” Put these three words into a sentence… ‘Green’ , ‘Pink’ and ‘Yellow’ “
The next day the teacher asks all three little boys for their answers. The English boy was first who said:
” The Grass is green, The sun is yellow and my dad’s shirt is pink”
The chinese boy said:
” My pencil is green, my shirt is yellow and my mum’s handbag is pink”
the teacher said ” Well Done ” Now it was the The Little Fob Boy’s turn, and he answered…
[ Note: please read aloud but not in your head =D ]
” Yesterday at home my phone went ‘green green’ and i ‘pinked’ it and said ‘Yellow’!!! “
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